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I was raised by basset hounds in the New Jersey wilderness. Absolutely true.

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Former proprietor of now defunct misfittoys.social.

Parental guidance strongly suggested.

Purveyor of Splendiferously Abundant Profanity, Overflowing With an Effervescent Effluence of Ennui.

Superfluous Shitposter Extraordinaire, Master of Weltschmerz, and Brutal Banisher of Brevity.

#Cannabis #Democracy #DisposablePeople #Empathy #Equality #LGBTQ+ #MentalIllness #MutualAid #Puns

CAUTION: Prolific "woke" booster/poster; currently average -51- posts per day. You have been warned.

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“A mystic in the sense that she’s still mystified by things.”  
🌱🌸🌊🍃🌛🍄🪨🌿
 -She/Her -Tinker gremlin by day -Forest goblin by night  -Weighs the same as a duck -Listens when nature speaks  -Adversary of ubiquitous advertising -Recalls the old ‘net well -Doing her part to bring curiosity and serendipity back!

&&& This is the Dawning of the Age of Librarians! &&&

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My highly-motivated self finally whipped my procrastinating self, so here are the words my previous profile version promised. #Peace

#Vegetarian #Gardening
#BackyardNature
#DogsOfMastodon
#BlackJoy #BlackFriday #BlackMastodon
#Liberal (#AmIRadical? #CantTell)
#Elections #Vote #Voting Rabid #Voter
#Retired #Army #PublicAffairs
#OldPeopleOfMastodon
#HashtagGames

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Poet, writer, composer, cheerful bureaucrat. Believer in things, curious about everything. Medicare enthusiast. I'm what happens when dull meets old age. Inappropriately amused by dumb things. As a nerd, I feel 100% embraced and validated on the fedi. Thank you Fediverse!
My opinions are entirely my own.
🏳️‍🌈 #AsianAmerican #kama'aina #ukulele
Left Twitter for the fedi on Oct 31, 2022, found the party going on in April 2023. Beige-bless, it's the best .party for bright eclectic weirdos.

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#QuantumComputing, #Blockchain, #PatentLaw, Father of two, #Physics, #Guitar, #Scrum, Large Hadron Collider, CMS experiment, Education, #CERN He/his

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A husband & father of one girl located in the southern St. Louis, Missouri area • Insomniac • Mild OCD • Late Gen X • Full-time CAD/CAM Programmer • Started as a CNC Machinist • Technology Enthusiast • Nature/Wildlife Conservation • A Friend to Animals • More Than Mildly Sarcastic • Dad Jokes Possible • A fan of The Simpsons • Premium Knife Collector • Amateur Photographer • Ethical Hobbyist Beekeeper

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