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Liberal He/Him millennial Freelance writer/Horror film buff/Folklore enthusiast/Questioner of reality/dog dad/musician🦉🌙 👽(not based in SF but picked this server in a hurry and now I’m here to stay🤷‍♂️)  

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More than 600 quotes from the "Pratchett Quote File" from https://www.lspace.org.

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Privacy advocate 〱 Malware analyst 〱 Cybersecurity
〰️ ⁠InfoSec 〰️ ⁠DFIR 〰️ ⁠CISSP 〰️ ⁠黑客〰️ ⁠Katzenmädchen
:ablobcatmaracasevil: ⁽ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᶜᵒʳⁿʸ ʲᵒᵏᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵃᵗˢ⁾

【 Professional Computer Booper 】
Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

🎖️ Lt. Colonel in the AI Resistance 🚫

🐆🐈🐯🐱🐾😿😸😹😺😻😼😽😾🙀🦁🐈‍⬛
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https://justmytoots.com/@catsalad@infosec.exchange

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