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smp (ish)

@smp@chaos.social

Joined: 02/01/2026



About smp (ish)

Just another carbon-based lifeform turning electricity into heat and coffee into 0x90. Security Engineer by trade, digital dinosaur by choice. 🦖

Uptime since 1996, born in 80s. First "exploratory system surgery" around 2k. I’ve seen things you people wouldn't believe... like unironic use of <blink> tags.

Organizer for Nordlicht & evoke. 10.6µm photon enthusiast. Certified ARTE Ultra – I come for the documentaries, I stay for the aesthetic. 📺

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