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rust programmer, tokio.rs maintainer

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i feast on link capacity

SREs want me, network engineers fear me

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Life, it never die
Women are my favorite guy

Bisexual, non-monogamous, gender no-thank-you.
She/they.

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Psychologist for the humans of tech.
Evidence strategy for technical teams at: https://www.catharsisinsight.com/

Co-host at Change, Technically: https://www.changetechnically.fyi/

Author: Psychology of Software Teams (CRC Press, coming 2026)

Seizing the means of scientific production. Quant Psych PhD (but with a love for qual). Chronically underpublished. She/her

Founded: Catharsis Consulting, Developer Success Lab
Neighborhood Cool Aunt of Science

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I work on the Windows engineering team at Microsoft and help with feedback for Start menu, Settings, taskbar, input + more

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