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Time is precious!
Time with me is priceless!
Use it right with me now:

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Another PhD captured by open source. I love #Python, @conda packaging, CI pipelines, documentation, and the Oxford comma.
Staff software engineer at Quansight.

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What is intelligence?
Department Gadfly
Data Alchemist
Synthetic Psychologist
Zombie Apologist
"The enemy" - JD Vance

Make billionaires extinct (again)

Opinions are my own. Not gonna let my employer take credit for them.

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Joshua Adelman

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